TO millions of Only Fools And Horses fans, Del Boy and Rodney’s Uncle Albert was the Royal Navy’s unlucky Jonah. Captain Birdseye lookalike Albert Gladstone Trotter, played by Buster Merryfield, ...

The solution presents itself in the shape of Uncle Albert's lady-friend Elsie Partridge, a former medium who used to donate thousands that she was paid for her services, to the Battersea Dogs' Home.

Despite Rodney's objections, Derek ropes Mike, Boycie, Trigger, Albert and... Rodney into a consortium in which ... but no-one pulls a fast one quicker than the Trotters and revenge is the only dish ...